John Scalzi, the master of shrugging off bios, has somehow managed to make a bit of a splash in the science fiction pool as an author. When he's not spinning wild tales about spacetime and whatnot, he's likely lingering around the Internet with a sharp quip ready to go. Apparently, the whole traditional bio thing gives him serious eye rolls, leading to an exit more glam than productive. To anyone thinking they can rattle off an email: good luck with that. For the real deal, it’s best to hit up his site and sort through whatever contact magic awaits there
